our ten favorite regular guests on the daily show (in no particular order)
Jon: But when I told you, “Denis, drop the musical parody and go with quick ranty stuff! Go with the smokey, drinky, ranty! That’s gonna work for you!” And then the next thing I know, boom boom bang.
Denis: If people think—and if you think—that I’m actually not gonna be your friend anymore, you’re wrong. Okay?
[Jon grins and holds out his arms for a hug]
Denis: No, no, no. No hugs.
Denis: You would get too much satisfaction if I said I’m never doing this show again and I’m never calling you again.
Jon: You’re calling me!
Denis: You’d be happy! And I’m not gonna let you be happy.
Jon: I would be happy!
Denis: I’m gonna keep on calling.